🐎 25% of every purchase funds Off-the-Track Thoroughbred rescue.
Luckless Outfitters
My Dog Said You're A Bitch Tee
🐎 25% funds OTTB rescue
🚚 Ships from Ocala, FL
🔒 Secure checkout
Introducing the “My Dog said you’re a bitch” T-shirt—a hilariously cheeky addition to your wardrobe that’s guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs! This cotton-polyester blend is softer than puppy fur and durable enough to withstand all the adventures you and your furry friend embark on.
Available in four eye-catching colors—Neon Green, Neon Pink, Neon Yellow, and Neon Orange—this shirt ensures you stand out in any crowd, from dog parks to backyard barbecues. The bold black puff ink adds a playful texture to your shirt’s sassy statement, making it clear that you and your dog have a wicked sense of humor.
And don’t miss the right sleeve, where the iconic “Luckless Outfitters” logo resides. This stylish touch lets everyone know you’re part of a pack that embraces fun, mischief, and a good laugh. Whether you’re out for a walk with your canine companion, lounging at home, or meeting friends for a drink, this shirt is your go-to for sparking conversations and spreading smiles.
Slip into this tee, grab your leash, and get ready to enjoy life’s adventures with your four-legged sidekick. After all, who better to share the fun with than your loyal pup—and a shirt that speaks the truth?

Our Give-Back Promise
Every order helps a horse. 25% of profits from your purchase goes directly to Off-the-Track Thoroughbred rescue — funding the rehoming and retraining of retired racehorses so they land softly into second careers. Save a horse, go shopping.
Shipping & Returns
Orders ship from Ocala, Florida. Most items leave the barn within 2–5 business days, with tracking sent to your email. If something isn't right, reach out within 14 days of delivery and we'll take care of you.